We’re writers, right? And writers make things up, right? So today, just for fun, I thought I’d regale you with some of the made-up words that have come into common usage in my home. (I didn’t make them all up, though; some were my hubby, and some were other sources.)
Nebdenhall
(interjection). When someone sneezes, you say, “Gesundheit” or “Bless you.”
But what about when someone coughs, burps, or hiccups? What then, you wonder?
Well, wonder no more. You say, “Nebdenhall.”
Zoogle (interjection).
And when someone says, “Nebdenhall,” the correct response, naturally, is,
“Zoogle.”
Whuff (verb). We
have Cory Doctorow to thank for this one. In his novel Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, the world’s monetary system is
essentially based on reputation—how cool people think you are, how well you’re
respected, your kindness, etc. And the term for this “money” is “whuffy.” So
around our home, when we do something that is good and helpful, we often call
it whuffing—particularly by contrast with the next entry, “fluff.”
Fluff (verb).
Fluffing, as opposed to whuffing, is when you do something that’s just for
relaxation or when you’re just being lazy. So, in general, there are two
behavioral options: you can whuff, or you can fluff.
Foo (noun). Okay,
in all seriousness, this is the one that I think really should be adopted into
common usage (if not this particular word, some other word with this meaning).
Yes, I know there’s already a slang “foo” out there, but this one is different.
“Foo” stands for “family of origin”—which is the family you came from. So, for
example, I have my foo—that’s my dad and my sibs. I have my extended foo—that’s
my aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. And finally I have my family—that’s my hubby
and my kids. When I think of the word “family,” I think of the one I have
created, the one that takes priority over the foos.
I’m going to pull out my inner therapist for a minute here. In-law
relations can be a major cause of marital tension, especially early in marriage.
Even when your in-laws are awesome, there’s still an adjustment that must be
made, where you shift to membership in this new unit, the marriage. I know way
too many people who struggle because their parents/in-laws are prioritized over
the spouse. Hey, we’ve even got a scripture about this problem! (You know,
cleave unto spouse, etc.) Since I believe in the power of words, I think
there’s power in changing the word you use to describe your family of origin
and your new relationship to them.*
I also highly recommend not calling your parents’ house
“home” anymore—where you and your family live is home, not where you used
to live. When we go to Utah to visit the foo these days, we love to see them,
but we’re not going “home”—that’s when we get back to Maryland.
Okay, soapboxy lecture over.
And also, my list of made-up words is over.
What about you? Any made-up words you use and love?
* Don’t even get
me started on how frustrated it makes me when people talk about “starting a
family” only when they’re starting to having kids. . . . Grrrrrr . . .
