If you
are anything like me, you probably have a number of unfinished novels simmering
on the back burners of your creative efforts.
I have at least a dozen. All were
started with the best of intentions and self-imposed writing deadlines; all goals
broken by the time I got to chapter four.
So, I’ve
re-evaluated my priorities and have decided to back off from writing when I
feel inspired; rather, I’ve decided to go through my list of ‘starts’ and
choose five that I believe the world is just dying to have—
1) I’m writing a
cookbook. Why not? Every Gordon, Rachel,
and Wolfgang seems to have cookbooks in print; why not me? But I’ve had to come up with a new angle; a
new culinary shtick. So, I’ve chosen to
combine my love of cooking with my love of saving my own rear-end (and that of
my family’s, of course) by authoring: ‘How to Eat Well During a Zombie
Apocalypse’. This is a must-have for
any self-respecting survivalist. To make
it fun, yet practical, I’ll be covering how to get the most meals from a bucket
of brains, how to cook Dutch oven biscuits while running from a zombie horde,
and an extra chapter on which essential oils work best on zombie bites.
2) For a while now,
I’ve been kicking around the idea of a series of books (magic – fiction) about
a boy who is invited to attend a wizarding school. He has a bunch of adventures, yadda yadda,
and eventually destroys the archetype devil, thereby saving the day. I haven’t worked out all of the details, but
it feels like a sure-fire winner; though, I worry that the story could go on
and on for at least six books, maybe seven.
3) I’m seeing a lot
of hyphenated genres popping up everywhere for book categories. It’s no longer just straight ‘Fantasy’ or
‘Romance’. I used one myself in #2
above. One of my books is going to
combine numerous genres and sub-genres into one book to really broaden my
possible reading base. What do ya’ll
(I live in Texas…I have to use ‘Ya’ll’) think about this: Mystery-Magic-Dystopian-Self-Help-Graphic
Novel? Yes? No? Perhaps?
4) My admiration for
authors that can write a riveting Historical Fiction novel knows no
bounds. These authors have the ability
to take a very common person walking down the street and make them come out
sounding like a super-hero that lowered themselves like a common naïve to trod
the sidewalk path towards their destiny of historical significance. I’m
working on a historical fiction piece about Marshall Gomez, my next door
neighbor, and his decision to wash his pick-up truck one Saturday morning. Hey,
Don’t knock it! If an author can
retell the story of Teddy R. charging up San Juan Hill and make it akin to Neil
Armstrong setting foot on the moon, then I think I can create something amazing
with Marshall and his soapy sponge.
5) My final book that
I am working on is a ‘How to…’ book about writing books. However, if I get too bogged down with this
topic, I’ll probably just turn the whole experience into a blog post. What?
Wait!
BAHAHAHA! Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. Good luck with that! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI would totally pay for that zombie apocalypse cookbook. :)
ReplyDeleteMy niece would like an zombie apocalypse cookbook
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