Because Giveaways are SO Totally Cliche.

There's me with my very own paperback copy of Totally Cliche! Yes. A real live book. With my name on the cover. Awesomeness.

It's the second-to-last day of January which means that it is my LAST day for a giveaway! And, well, not to brag or anything, but I happen to have written a book.

Well, not a whole book. I wrote part of a book.

Okay, not really, I just wrote a story and they put it in a book. :-) But it's a great book! And a fun story!

So today I'm giving you a chance to win your very own ebook copy of Totally Cliche by ME and some other fabulous Mormon Mommy Writers!

But that's not all...

There's MORE!

When I entered the Totally Cliche contest and my little fingers got to typing my little story (Alice in Clicheland) they got a tad bit carried away and wrote WAY more than they were supposed to. Way more than the 3500-word limit.

Sooooo....I had to take out my writing shears and *snip* *snip* those words away. Poor little words. They looked so sad sitting there on my virtual cutting room floor. I just couldn't stand to see them that way.

So I scooped them up and put them into a TOP SECRET FILE for only ONE LUCKY WINNER to see!

That's right. You win not only the ebook, but BONUS text!! Cool, right?

(I'm sure by now you have NO idea how I could POSSIBLY accidentally write over a word limit, right? Shocking, I know.)

So if you wondered why Castle Cliche is sitting atop a mountain of boulders or what other peculiar artifacts lurk within the walls of Castle Cliche's biggest department store, then here's what you need to do:

1. Leave a comment on this post.

2. Follow the MMW blog (say you're a follower in your comment!)

3. Follow MMW on facebook (say you've done so in your comment)

4. Advertise this giveaway or the month of giveaways (I know we're approaching the end, but still) on your facebook or blog (tell me in the comment!)

Winner will be posted in the Winner's Circle tomorrow morning. Be sure to check back and see if you've won!