Stolen from the archives of Seriously Amber Lynae
Sorry If this is a repeat for you.
Timmy and Tommy live in a small suburban home. If you did not notice they are twins. They share the same taste in almost everything - including girls. This was always a hardship between the two until they made a pact that they would only date twins. Problem Solved?
They dated Candy and Sandy who were too cute to boot. It did not take long to discover that they were both complete nuts (explains the squirrels don't you think).
They were certain it was time to give up at their chances at love and scheduled a nice cruise. That is when they met Cat and Kate.
Timmy and Kate spent their days in the sun discussing all kinds of intelligent topics, like the weight of coconuts, the center black holes, and where all the matches to socks go.
After months (or weeks, or minutes) of preparation, they stood waiting for their brides. Their clothes all mismatched, and their ex-girlfriends staring.
And headed to their new suburban residence, with their animals and husbands.....
ALMOST THE END.
Back at the reception there was .... how do I explain... Well see for yourselves.
ALMOST THE END.
Back at the reception there was .... how do I explain... Well see for yourselves.
The preacher was taken out, I'm not certain if it was by the mob of angry single twin ladies... because we also stumbled upon the following crime scene.....
A wig, two dead squirrels, an unconscious woman, a noose of some sort, and a witness.
If you have any information regarding the crime please leave a comment. The happy couples are hoping to head to their honeymoon, but are unable to leave the area until all issues have been resolved. Your help would be much appreciated.
If you have any information regarding the crime please leave a comment. The happy couples are hoping to head to their honeymoon, but are unable to leave the area until all issues have been resolved. Your help would be much appreciated.
Thank you for that laugh! Your story was even poetic.
ReplyDeleteI hope there will be a sequel. Perhaps it could be called "The Curse of the Twins". Just an idea.
HAHAHAHA! That is too funny! I LOVE it! Definately recognize all the characters, they all live at my house too!
ReplyDeleteAwww! Amber! This was so CUUUUTE! I'll have to get my kids to read this, they'll love it! :)
ReplyDeleteYou are dangerous with a digital camera, girl! Thanks for the laughs.
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