Last week I woke up three times before you. It was difficult, but you had been waking up at 7:00 for months. I decided that if I woke up at 6:00, I would get much writing done. And it worked! "This," I said to myself, "is the answer to all my writing problems."
Then WHY oh WHY did you decide to start waking up at 6:00 this weekend? Is it because you don't support my writing goals? (Okay, you are REALLY cute right now turning around in circles to your little music box. However, it was NOT cute when you decided to throw that same music box at me moments ago.)
Will you please consider waking up again at 7:00? I was really starting to figure things out. If you give me back my little hour in the morning I promise fruit snacks and LOTS of swing time.